I’m starting to think I should invest in more statement accessories — and I mean that literally. So on those world beware kind of days, I could literally warn people before they piss me off and I go all Incredible Hulk on them. Like when the finger-flipping umbrella comes out, you better find someplace safe to hide. I know one man, who may or may not be sitting next to me at this very moment, who would really appreciate a line of “F You” accessories. I realize that this, probably much kinder soul than myself, is most likely flicking off the rain drops/snow/sleet/hail that’s raining on his fashion parade, not perfectly decent strangers that happen to cross his path at the wrong time of the month, but hey, he’s also not a woman with a short fuse.